Ok, fine, maybe I am a misanthrope. If you dealt with the people I deal with, you might be too. Don't get me wrong, I do like some people, for instance my housemate. She brought me an adorable cauliflower cake from a tea shop the other day. Relax, it's shaped like a cauliflower, not actually made from cauliflowers. That would be the most rubbish cake ever invented, but I digress.
|Cauliflower Cake from Betty's tea shop. Adorable, no?|
So there are a handful of people I find acceptable. The rest I'm rather tired of. Whether you are a magnet for dysfunctional individuals, or you simply find yourself in the middle of a ridiculous amount of drama, you know what it is like to be plagued by people. Much to my dismay I have occasionally found myself in the middle of a whorl of drama, either my own or someone else's, that I somehow managed to stumble into. For several years now I have also had the great distinction of being a dysfunction magnet. Sometimes the drama and dysfunction runs so deep that even years of study could not uproot it or untangle it. So don't try. Yes, I am advocating that you join me in giving up on worrying and contemplating. The only solution to this sort of problem is chocolate. Or cake, that works pretty well too.
So stop trying to figure out if you are involved in a love triangle, a love square, a love pentagram, a swirling vortex of drama or any other type or configuration of polygonal melodrama. Don't even begin to try to understand it, or fix it. Do not bring in any other verbs to deal with it. Save your brain the trouble. Break out some cake and enjoy life.
Don't try to untangle things. Trust me it's not worth the effort. Just cut yourself loose from the snaring knots of strife. Admit defeat. Raise the white flag and declare that you are through trying to decipher the meaning behind the insanity. If anyone or anything tries to get in the way of your timely retreat, don't just throw in the towel, throw it at their head. Then sit down, put your feet up and eat some cake, preferably chocolate, but I'll let you decide that one.
After all, you've just won the greatest victory of all. Freedom.